gingerblivet:

do-you-have-a-flag:

I watch this disturbing video every easter

The entirely pastel backgrounds are what make this a masterpiece. 

(via moffat-is-voldemort)

madlori:

wholove:

I REMEMBER HAVING TO PUT THE BOOK DOWN JUST TO GO:

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I WILL NEVER BE OKAY WITH THIS LINE NOT BEING IN THE MOVIES.

(via sherlockfangirlmod)

the-gay-of-gay:

dennielcorsi:

emkaymlp:

underpony:

Male problems:  When you wrap a towel around yourself, you don’t have breasts to keep it up

you can keep the towel up by thinking of breasts

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i can’t

(via cumber-bitches)

charlton-brooker:

charlton-brooker’s infinite dinner party  | derren brown

"Seems Séance has become the most complained-about show. It received 700 complaints. I might add that the prospect of me blowing my head off on live TV last year attracted only twenty. Fair enough, I suppose."
charlton-brooker:

charlton-brooker’s infinite dinner party  | derren brown

"Seems Séance has become the most complained-about show. It received 700 complaints. I might add that the prospect of me blowing my head off on live TV last year attracted only twenty. Fair enough, I suppose."
charlton-brooker:

charlton-brooker’s infinite dinner party  | derren brown

"Seems Séance has become the most complained-about show. It received 700 complaints. I might add that the prospect of me blowing my head off on live TV last year attracted only twenty. Fair enough, I suppose."
charlton-brooker:

charlton-brooker’s infinite dinner party  | derren brown

"Seems Séance has become the most complained-about show. It received 700 complaints. I might add that the prospect of me blowing my head off on live TV last year attracted only twenty. Fair enough, I suppose."
charlton-brooker:

charlton-brooker’s infinite dinner party  | derren brown

"Seems Séance has become the most complained-about show. It received 700 complaints. I might add that the prospect of me blowing my head off on live TV last year attracted only twenty. Fair enough, I suppose."
charlton-brooker:

charlton-brooker’s infinite dinner party  | derren brown

"Seems Séance has become the most complained-about show. It received 700 complaints. I might add that the prospect of me blowing my head off on live TV last year attracted only twenty. Fair enough, I suppose."
charlton-brooker:

charlton-brooker’s infinite dinner party  | derren brown

"Seems Séance has become the most complained-about show. It received 700 complaints. I might add that the prospect of me blowing my head off on live TV last year attracted only twenty. Fair enough, I suppose."
charlton-brooker:

charlton-brooker’s infinite dinner party  | derren brown

"Seems Séance has become the most complained-about show. It received 700 complaints. I might add that the prospect of me blowing my head off on live TV last year attracted only twenty. Fair enough, I suppose."
charlton-brooker:

charlton-brooker’s infinite dinner party  | derren brown

"Seems Séance has become the most complained-about show. It received 700 complaints. I might add that the prospect of me blowing my head off on live TV last year attracted only twenty. Fair enough, I suppose."

charlton-brooker:

charlton-brooker’s infinite dinner party  | derren brown

"Seems Séance has become the most complained-about show. It received 700 complaints. I might add that the prospect of me blowing my head off on live TV last year attracted only twenty. Fair enough, I suppose."

susemoji:

sugar-tits-shwoo:

susannawolff:

Donald Trump’s ugly son and Mitt Romney’s ugly son should hang out. I’d like to see that Facebook album.

Oh jesus they look exactly like every smarmy rich kid stereotype in every movie ever

They looked like someone threw a spoon into a bowl of runny mashed potatoes

susemoji:

sugar-tits-shwoo:

susannawolff:

Donald Trump’s ugly son and Mitt Romney’s ugly son should hang out. I’d like to see that Facebook album.

Oh jesus they look exactly like every smarmy rich kid stereotype in every movie ever

They looked like someone threw a spoon into a bowl of runny mashed potatoes

(via that-big-gay-impala)

jackiebeulahburkhart:

sherlocksmyth:

"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"

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This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

(via cooledmusic)

teaspoon900:

redneckotaku:

will2bill:

paarthurnax-forever:

garethbyrd:

the-shortest-sunflower:

evening, sir.

MOONSTACHE

I just had to reblog. because moonstache

This need a Moonacle.

This is how Batman signals for Alfred…

You just made my day

(via benny-cum-in-my-ass)

benedictcumbvrbatch:

see, there’s Benedict Cumberbatch

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then there’s beNediCT cUmbERbAtcH

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(via dip-in-the-goo)

martinscorsorceress:

when I’m sick. martinscorsorceress:

when I’m sick.

moffat-is-voldemort:

a-cumberbatch-of-derren-brownies:

This is dedicated to the lovely moffat-is-voldemort  (visit her blog) who was telling me about the contents of her Svengali programme and she told me that this is what Derren calls cheese on toast. 

This pleases me.

Argh, thank you! That’s amazing! 

You’re very welcome! 

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

(via verbalrubbish)

“I could tell you all to ‘fuck off’ and you’d go ‘awwww’”
— Benedict Cumberbatch to the audience at Sydney OzCon (via elizabeth-bennet)

(via mycroft-lestrade)

darthclarke:

Fuckin made my night.
darthclarke:

Fuckin made my night.
darthclarke:

Fuckin made my night.
darthclarke:

Fuckin made my night.